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PostSubject: Re: You Laugh You Lose   Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:19 pm

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My goal is to get Reyn to LOL... Don't know if I can do it yet. Hahah!!

He says he does like to read and write XD! That's definitely reading and writing! *wishes Mai Good luck* BANZAI!
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PostSubject: Re: You Laugh You Lose   Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:01 am

Here's a piece of Newsclip I found...



...and you actually believed that crap? lol!
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PostSubject: Re: You Laugh You Lose   Sat Jun 14, 2008 1:39 am

Ad Jokes of the day:




It's been pretty quiet around here. Is anyone still alive in this section?
Reyn, where r u? Have I made you laughed yet?
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PostSubject: Re: You Laugh You Lose   Sat Jun 14, 2008 6:39 pm

im still here just out of pictures still got some old ones though =/ ill maybe put some up later this week
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PostSubject: Re: You Laugh You Lose   Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:26 pm

dont let this thread die xD
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PostSubject: Re: You Laugh You Lose   Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:29 pm

I'd post something, but you guys should too.
Running out of my good jokes.
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PostSubject: Re: You Laugh You Lose   Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:14 pm

Close. =X
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PostSubject: Re: You Laugh You Lose   Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:48 am

http://www.lolcats.com/view/20352
http://www.lolcats.com/view/20423




Just for me and Mishy. <3
http://www.lolcats.com/view/12875
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PostSubject: Re: You Laugh You Lose   Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:36 pm

Yes, I definitely LAWLED at the cat stealin' mah beers....
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PostSubject: Re: You Laugh You Lose   Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:20 pm

Alright, some one or two liner collection of real ad jokes I found.


Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.

Stock up and save. Limit: one.

We build bodies that last a lifetime.

For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.

Man, honest. Will take anything.

Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References required.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

UsedCars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.

Great Dames for sale.

Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.

If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.

Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.

Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.

Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.

Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Our experienced Mom will care of your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

Holcross pullets. Starting to lay Betty Clayton, Granite 5-6204.

Illiterate? Write today for free help.

Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.

And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.

Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.

For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.

Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.

Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person
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PostSubject: Re: You Laugh You Lose   Thu Jun 26, 2008 3:32 pm

i finally found something that will make u ROFL because i sure did when i saw this here reyn

click here
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PostSubject: Re: You Laugh You Lose   Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:29 pm

Endless wrote:
i finally found something that will make u ROFL because i sure did when i saw this here reyn

click here


CLOSE. ;D


First one to make me laugh wins a 300% Manual at the start of Closed Beta!~
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PostSubject: Re: You Laugh You Lose   Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:18 am

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If one of these can't make you laugh, YOU HAVE NO SOUL. *cough* >_>

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PostSubject: Re: You Laugh You Lose   Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:25 pm

The 6 truths of life.

1 you cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue
2 All idiot's, after reading the first will try it.
3 The first truth is a lie
4 Your smiling now because you're an idiot
5 You soon will forwards this to another idiot.
6 There's still a stupid smile on your face.

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PostSubject: Re: You Laugh You Lose   Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:02 pm

Is this allowed? Sorry Double post... pale

Little Kid!!


There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.
He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?"
Of course the Madam said no.
He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want."
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.
He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant for dinner, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!"
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PostSubject: Re: You Laugh You Lose   Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:32 pm

Alright, another poetry of the day:


The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was “Timbuktu.”

First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:

Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan;
Men on camels, two by two
Destination Timbuktu.

The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought.
The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:

Me and Tim a huntin’ went.
Met three whores in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.

The redneck won hands down!
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PostSubject: Re: You Laugh You Lose   Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:49 pm

Son: Father can you close your eyes and write your name?

Father: Of course I can that’s easy!

Son: Then, please close your eyes and sign my report card?


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PostSubject: Re: You Laugh You Lose   Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:16 am

Noteable Proverbs

Man who run behind car get exhausted.
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
The hand that turneth the knob, opens the door..
Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
We the willing, following the unknowing are doing the impossible. We have done so much for so long with so little that we are now able to do anything with nothing.
Half of the people in the world are below average.
To study a subject best, understand it thoroughly before you start.
When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
It is easier to fight for principles than to live up to them.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
I can resist everything except temptation.
It's a great satisfaction knowing that for a brief point in time you made a difference.
The fellow who never makes a mistake takes his orders from one who does.
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.
If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.
Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.
There are three faithful friends an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Parents can tell but never teach, unless they practice what they preach.
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.


@Reyn: C'mon, don't tell me you didn't even give a smirk at any of my joke posts.
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PostSubject: Re: You Laugh You Lose   Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:22 pm

One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip ... but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mother was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.

Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cursed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

All radiant and smiling; the angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Isn't it just a lovely tree? Where would you like me to stick it?"

Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree
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PostSubject: Re: You Laugh You Lose   Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:53 am

I wonder if this jokes can't make Reyn Laugh... so maybe we should just tickle his entire body until he say stop.. lol cheers
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PostSubject: Re: You Laugh You Lose   Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:07 pm

LOL. I lost on Endless' joke. :X
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PostSubject: Re: You Laugh You Lose   Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:25 pm

Is there a second price for a second laugh? (Something like a 50% Exp book) lol!


Alright, I'll post this anyways cause I found it to be funny.

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PostSubject: Re: You Laugh You Lose   Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:31 pm

Reyn wrote:
LOL. I lost on Endless' joke. :X

lol yeah woo hoo !! ^_^ knew i would get u lol i was running out of stuff >_<

lol that was funny otome
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PostSubject: Re: You Laugh You Lose   Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:21 am

Alright, lets keep this thread alive.

I've heard this joke from a friend last night:


Q: What do you get when you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?


A: Brown - Chicken - Brown - Cow


Anybody get that? lol!
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PostSubject: Re: You Laugh You Lose   Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:40 am

XD no i'm not sure what that means but i have a joke!

Why is the number 6 scared of the number 7???


Because 7 8 9.

seven - ate - nine. HAR HAR HRArhahrharharhahrarhahrahhrrrrr
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